How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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