What a fucking waste of an outfit
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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