At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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