So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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