It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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