Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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