After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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