he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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