Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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