just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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