how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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