youre lurking in front of me
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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