Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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