i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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