i would punch a child for taco bell
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I want a musical about memes.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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