Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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