This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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