new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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