Sacagawea was the original milf.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Bring me that man meat
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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