if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
