oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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