Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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