i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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