found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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