So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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