brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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