Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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