I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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