you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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