Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
