Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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