I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Congratulations! We have a period
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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