hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
we're so committed to being not committed
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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