She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Still dying that you shit outside
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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