did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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