The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
