this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't put those talents on a resume
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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