batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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