This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
is it fun? or sober?
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