with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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