apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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