im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Green mimosas i think yes
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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