her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
even my farts smell like vagina
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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