I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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