you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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