Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I had to cum in my sink.
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