Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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