I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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