We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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