Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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